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The Maury Show
Maury: When asked if you had sex with over thirty-three women while your wife was pregnant you answered "no", the lie detector determined that was a lie.
Maury: When asked if you had sex with your pregnant wife's sister while she was pregnant you answered "no" the lie detector determined that was a lie.
Maury: When asked if you cheated on your wife with a forty-two-year-old woman you answered "no" the lie detector determined that was a lie.
Maury: When asked if you had sex with another woman in the same house as your wife while she slept you answered "no" the lie detector determined that was a lie.
Me: If you have to ask questions like this in the first place what's the point in involving a lie detector?
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