We haven’t gotten a new .hack game in six years, ten months, five days, seven hours and thirty-seven minutes.
".hack//INFECTION - Vol. 1"
- GamePro, February 2003 (#173)
- Hey kids! Want to spend Friday lookin’ at ads for Japanese RPGs? You do?! Awesome! Here’s the first in the “.hack” franchise!
At a Tokyo event commemorating the release of the .hack “Light Edition” art books, CyberConnect2 CEO Hiroshi Matsuyama touched upon the status of the .hack series.
Asked about potential PlayStation remakes, Matsuyama said: ”There is a lot of desire…
Translation: “.hack? Oh, that shit. Well, play that cellphone game and keep waiting. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to re-draw my Naruto whiskers and get back to fucking my assistant/Sakura cosplayer on a swan boat.”
It’s cool, I speak Hiroshian. I’m also fluent in Nomurian and Kojimian so you know it’s legit.